Iraqi National Has Magnet and Wires Found in His Cavities

[Master Shake]

This is a bizarre report from Los Angeles International Airport. A Iraqi man was found with a magnet in his rectum.

"He was secreting these items in a body cavity and that was a great concern because there were also some electric wires associated with that body cavity," Larry Fetters, security director for the Transportation Security Administration at the airport, said.

They dont seem to have any idea what he was trying to do. Maybe this is some weird plot to scare us with the unknown. Oh my god! What are they up to now? Maybe not...

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,21339996-2,00.html

[lilomar]

I don't care what you believe about going straight into the waiting arms of so many virgins, a rectal bomb is a helluva way to go.

[entropy]

Ouch, is this guy insane? I hope so.

[Jebus]

I thought you meant his teeth

[FoxNewsFan]

This is a bizarre report from Los Angeles International Airport. A Iraqi man was found with a magnet in his rectum.

"He was secreting these items in a body cavity and that was a great concern because there were also some electric wires associated with that body cavity," Larry Fetters, security director for the Transportation Security Administration at the airport, said.

They dont seem to have any idea what he was trying to do. Maybe this is some weird plot to scare us with the unknown. Oh my god! What are they up to now? Maybe not...

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,21339996-2,00.html

If they cant figure out what he was trying to do with it, then it may have been a dry run to see what they could possibly sneak in sometime in the future. Either way, what a weirdo!

[ExecutiveBranch]

As contemptible as terrorism is, one has to acknowledge the level of commitment to a cause required to stick magnets and wire up your rectum. Then again, maybe the guy just had a particularly unusual and disturbing fetish!

[Hurricane Dean]

I thought Iraqis used gerbils!